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Where unbeknowsnt to man, I sit,

To lie and wish and ponder,

To beauteous things, myne eyne doth slip,

Of stories, I doth wonder.

01.11.14 0
Ezra Ruins Things

This post is entitled “Ezra Ruins Things,” for that very reason. I am about to ruin things. If you don’t want to be disappointed and pissed at the end, stop reading.

The DaVinci Code, by Dan Brown
Sophie Neveu is the last in the bloodline of Joshua of Nazareth.
The Holy Grail is not actually, San Greal, but Sang Real, which means Royal Blood.

The King’s Speech
* Colin Firth, as Prince Albert, learns how to overcome his stammer with the help of Captain Barbossa.

The Chronicles of Narnia
This is C.S. Lewis’ response to Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, which is for better part atheistic. Aslan is Joshua of Nazareth.

Harry Potter
School was junk, I didn’t need to finish it, because I use the same disarming spell that I learned in Year One to kill Voldemort. Oh, and Snape wanted to bone my mom.

Black Swan
Natalie Portman went crazy through years of abuse by her mother and the fact that all ballerinas are batshit crazy. She stabs herself and dies. And Mila Kunis eats her out.

The Rite
Sir Anthony Hopkins “becomes possessed” after years of dealing with “possessed” people. Or he’s just tired of dealing with the mentally ill or troubled and it begins to wear on him. “Exorcism” is magic bullshit. Those people need help. Your magic spells are a placebo. Let a real medical professional help them.

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Zoom Happy Independence Day!

Happy Independence Day!

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Play it again, Sam…

06.14.13 0
Long Game

I’d play the long game with Taylor Swift and actually get back together with her in a few years, just to publicly dump her. 

05.20.13 0
Capes

So, I am walking around the house with my purple fuzzy blanket draped over my shoulders, as I am wont to do. I’m walking through a door and go to close it behind me. And for no reason, this mother- fucking door decides to catch the tail end of my cape and throttled me. I know. Mea culpa. But what if that were Batman’s weakness. All a Bad Guy would have to do is hide behind a door and slam his cape in it. “Ah ha! Gotcha!” And then they hold Christian Bale down and punch him in his angry-man face. And that is how every Batman comic should end.
Skål. Ezra.

05.13.13 1
Cheese

I’m going to start trying my hand at cheese making, once I move back to Baltimore. I love cheese and the cheese crafting process has always fascinated me. I looked up a few recipes to try. We’ll see.

On a side note, I am also going to restart a fresh “pet-bread” or sourdough starter. I used to keep them in the past, but they’d invariably get ruined. I have such plans for this starter.

On a related note, I sill also be brewing an inaugural move-in batch of beer. I’m torn as to a style. I will update once I’ve researched my new neighbourhood a bit.

All for now.Skål. Ezra.

05.06.13 0
Zoom Sometimes, I think that I run out of things to say, and then I think about this. I might not always be able to say what is on my mind, but it is always something peculiar. I realized the other day, that my mind wanders in some odd directions. Next little thought blurb is going to be a tracing of a day’s worth of YouTube videos, and my thought process behind my video choices. This is really self- aggrandizing, to think that anyone else might care about that, but I wonder about it, therefore others must ponder it as well. All for now. Skal. Ezra.

Sometimes, I think that I run out of things to say, and then I think about this. I might not always be able to say what is on my mind, but it is always something peculiar. I realized the other day, that my mind wanders in some odd directions. Next little thought blurb is going to be a tracing of a day’s worth of YouTube videos, and my thought process behind my video choices. This is really self- aggrandizing, to think that anyone else might care about that, but I wonder about it, therefore others must ponder it as well. All for now. Skal. Ezra.

02.16.13 0
Zoom Not quite Dunder Miflin.

Not quite Dunder Miflin.

02.10.13 0
Billy Joel/ Harry Chapin/ Don McLean

These artists have a style that I have always loved and unless there is a storyteller song writing revival, I see it going the way of the dinosaurs. I can’t do it. My poetry is horrible, I can’t play an instrument, and I don’t have the acumen to harmonize over myself and record it that way.

My little brother has a great songwriting style, but we grew up in the same house, so we had a lot of the same influences. I love classic rock. Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, CCR, etc. But Billy Joel will always have a special place for me. 

His style is inimitable and I love him. Justin Bieber couldn’t drink his ball sweat. 

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