There comes a time in almost every man’s life when the hit a slump in the ladies department. You end up jumping on grenades when you don’t have to and taking one for the team that need not be taken. Have you ever woken up next to something that can only be considered a beast of legend or myth? Within the theorem, we label these creatures as U, for Unicorn. The deeming of these creatures with the variable U allows for the inclusion of all mythological beasts.
The Dragon may be the girl that didn’t wash off the buffalo sauce before beginning fellatio. The Ogre may be the girl that should have stopped eating last year. The Troll may be the one that shouldn’t have crawled out from under the bridge. To take down one of these animals should be commended in a way, because you enabled your friends to hunt more attractive prey.
The theory states that after a person acquires three unicorns that there is too much magic to be contained in that equation and is released in the form of a wish. The corollary being when electrons jump to a higher ring and the subsequent return results in a flash of light.
The equation is 3U + M—> 3UM + e. U= Unicorn, M= Magic, e= energy released (Wishes.) The formula needs to be tweaked, as I am not a chemist.
I hope this helps you in all your travels. Skål
Ezra
[edit] I am the creator of this theorem and all information stated is original.
