I was bored at a job, once and decided that there are two many ways to rate the fairer sex. Everyone has their own criterion and ideas as to the perfect lady. There is the standard 1-10 system, some might take it to 100. Then, there is the alphabet. Who decided on that one? You have to count letters? Not in my system.
A computer works in a very simple language. Binary. Everything that your computer does is controlled by a series of 0’s and 1’s. Yeses and Nos. Switches that turn operations on and off in the necessary order. That is absolutely the way that the Binary Lady Game works. And it can be quite revealing.
A 1 is a, “Yes, I would sleep with her.” A 0 is a, “I could never sleep with her. Not with your dick and another guy pushing.” This simple dichotomy is great, because of it’s simplicity. Even a chick that you might find a little attractive after a few pints, or one that has some redeeming quality i.e. red hair, freckles, slamming body with a butter face, or the chubster with a pretty face.
It gets funny when you find yourself disagreeing with some one over a 1 or a 0. You can state your reasons why, but there aren’t really exceptions. You can’t give someone a 0.5 or a 0.75 or even a 2. It doesn’t work that way. So, be progressive. Stop referring to outdated Lady Rating Systems and switch to Binary. Skål.
Ezra
